I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Porn is love you can see.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
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just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
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i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
please don't ironically join a cult
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