Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
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Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
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I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
this is an emotional support booty call
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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