ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Buhtt sex?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
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I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
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Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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