Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
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So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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