come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
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ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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