tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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