I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
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there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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