First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
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I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
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There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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