I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
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Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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