he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
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College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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