You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
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Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
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Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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