He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
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You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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