Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
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i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
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There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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