I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
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no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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