Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
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I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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