Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
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Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
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I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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