Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
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if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
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A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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