I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
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He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
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I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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