Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
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It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
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I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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