I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
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there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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