My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
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Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
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They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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