David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
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That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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