Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
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Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
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He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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