so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
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Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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