do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i just had sex bonerless
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
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i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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