I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
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If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
When did angry sex become our thing?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
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I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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