bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
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I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
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I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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