i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
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It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
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yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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