i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Randomize