how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
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How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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