If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
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Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
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Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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