I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
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I used to practice getting hit by cars.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
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I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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