We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
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my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
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If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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