How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
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Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
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Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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