Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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