8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
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When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Drake has all the answers
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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