i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
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for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
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You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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