So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
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Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
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Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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