Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize