I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
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Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
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Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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