Dual....:-)
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
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God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
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My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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