Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
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Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
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