Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
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81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
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So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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