why didn't you poke me back
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
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Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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