let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
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Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
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i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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