Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
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do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
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