shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
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she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
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Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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