can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
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I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
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Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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