where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
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Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
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They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
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