Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
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True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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